"In The Spotlight"-----2Timer (4/08)

legba

2Timer wrote:

1. At what point did you realize that you could never "quit" KissThis??
Awesome question!! I think I may love you!!
Way back in '05, ya know "back in the day" ( 0rolleyes

), when I was invited here by the lovely kissntime, I was having problems with my uterus. It felt like it was shifting. Well, of all people, KT befriended me in ways I nver thought possible! First he took the time and eXplained to me I have no uterus (so much for my fucking college education ( 0fuckyou2

), not just me- no, Mr. Lord wasn't picking solely on me but NO PEOPLE WITH PENIS' HAVE THEM!! eek2

!! I was floored. So, from that moment on, I figured someone who had the goods to finally share with me the truth about something so personal would always be #1 on my "to do" list 4ever!!
I would die for KT. He is my true blue American idol.
BTW, after I was uterusless, KT took the ultimate step and suggested I take (or leave) a rather large bowel movement. It worked!! No more uncomfortable shifting down there! 0happy2

2. Why is "giving" so important to you and do you really think that people in this world respect what you do for all of us here at the Detention Hall?
Awesome question!! I may love you also!!
You get what you give. With that being said, in the end it's all about me. No, the world doesn't respect people like me. If everyone else was like me then it wouldn't bother me for them to be so selfish. Fucking assholes. fuckyou1

3. If you could have dinner with any one member of KISS, past or present, dead or alive, who would it be and what would you talk about?
Pretty awesome question!! But I don't think I love you because of it.
I would say Paul Stanley. First I would ask him about the uterus thing and then I would probably want to talk to him about the early days of KISS. I really don't know specifically what I would ask but most talk would center around 1973 and '74.
Lastly I would ask him why he drew a painting of chobie's asshole. idunno

4. Okay, the deserted island question: which KISS album and why?
What a shitty question!! Who asked this?!?!?!?!
KISS Alive! of course. I will never tire of it. I can never get enough of Bang Bang You and No No No live!! 0nod

They're so fucking seXy!

5. How does it feel to be named after a second-rate KISS song?
What kind of piece of shit question is this?? Why are you attempting to abuse me??????
My namesake song is only considered 2nd rate by people born under a shitty birth sign such as gemini.
Geminis are the sludge of the earth. Google it. You'll see. bow

6.I blame the Vikings woes on pussifying themselves and moving indoors. Then again, they've never known how to win big games. What's your take?
Awesome question!! I love you bunches!!!
My Vikings...I have been a diehard fan since I first saw the purple and Fran Tarkenton when I was a little timer in 1975. The way he could scramble and get the fuck away from those mean defensive dudes amazed me. Add to the fact I was born in Minnesota (although I moved away when I was young) just solidified the purple blood running through my veins.I will ALWAYS be a Viking. Win or lose.
And oh yeah, I am convinced the best team does not always win the Super Bowl. The 1998 Vikes were THE best. Period.
What was the question again? scratchhead

7.2Timer what in the hell is that hilarious thing in your signature?
0happy2

Are you talking about Looty? If so, Looty is the symbol for all that made a horrible event like Katrina funny to me. I always look for the entertainment value in anything.
Google him and read his story.

8. Who is your favorite band member and why?
Awesome question!! You rock my world.
Paul Stanley was always my fave. He was always just so cool @ everything he did. His painting career however has just about all but erased what he once meant to me. But I am thankful I still remember what he once was.

9. What do you do for a living?
Awesome question!! But you're getting a little nosy aren't you?
I am the supervisor @ a local service center (a hub center, if you will) for a worldwide glass company. There are 117 centers in the U.S. alone. All are strictly wholesellers- there are no installations.
I absolutely love my job...good money, good benefits for when I get cancer from smoking in 30 more years and plenty of people to boss around.
At night (usually weekends) I still get to enjoy playing in a "showband" of sorts (mainly contemporary music, alot of blues, rock, country, pop etc...). We play for the most part @ casinos in Louisiana and Mississippi and it gives me a great deal of satisfaction. 0headbanger

Bass, by the way.
Life's good. 0thumbsup

10. Why do you love "almost" everybody ?
Oh yeah!! Fucking awesome question!!
Well, as anyone who matters can tell, I'm a people person. As it is well documented, I'm a giver- not in the bionic fruitcake kind of way but in a 2Timer kind of way- and on the contrary this is not a bad thing. I give in so many minuscule ways on this board that if I didn't give my patented bow

emoty, most acts of my brand of kindness would go undetected. With that being said, one simply cannot love everybody. Some people just won't get "it" no matter what kind of loving help I give. Therefore, I love "almost" everybody.
I hope this helps you delve a little more into the psyche that is me...your loving 2Timer. bow

11. Are you the family favorite at family get-togethers ?
WOW!! This is awesome!!! How nice and family oriented of you! sex3

I am the youngest of siX kids- the oldest being a dickheaded brother, then four sisters, then me. My brother thinks I am an odd sort but the sisters love me. I am the "cheerer upper" @ family events, be it @ Xmas or funerals for old dead relatives I don't really give a shit about. So my fun loving and giving ways can bend everyone's mood in either direction because I don't change my ways for either event. It all depends how I feel.
Go figure.

12. Does you wife/girlfriend/significant other appreciate your humor and brutal honesty ?
Hmmm. this is rather personal don't 'cha think?
What's this politically correct "significant other" shit? 0mad3

Have I wandered into chobie's ITS? I am very guarded as far as getting into relationships go and do not really "date". I am either in a heteroseXual relationship or I am not so all i can say with certainty is yes, when I am in one, I think that is one thing I am loved for. I am referring to the humor- the honesty aspect is something I may need to work at, meaning I suppose I need to start lying (?). This honesty part with women is a double edged sword and is confusing to me. confused

Color me baffled.

13. "If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be ?" asks, Bahbwa Wahwah.
Holy shitters, what a fucking question!!!
I suppose I would be a weeping willow only because I cry for all the people I try to help but are too stubborn or just too fucking stupid to take it.

14.So, Mr Timer-- I'm somewhat new here and not too familiar with your story, so I'd like to ask you about the . How exactly did you gain exclusive rights to ? I mean, there's many times when I feel like using the , but I am fearful of incurring your wrath. As a result, I end up using something terribly inadequate instead of the . Your standard response to anyone daring enough to use the is always . What if another member were to gain exclusive rights to the ? What would you choose instead of the to answer a copyright infringement on ?
Good fucking Lord Cheri, I like you but I believe you may be cheating with all the questions.
The bow

emoty is mine. Plain and simple. I own it. The head dude here has said so on many occasions and his word may as well be God's around here.
I am the giver...the chosen one for all that is honest and good. Don't fuck with me on this.
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Don't be silly. Mr. IndyKiss would never give away the rights to MY bow

. He may be a pretty boy, what with his Bill Starkey tattoo and all but make no mistake: he's no idiot. He knows my role here and we have discussed it in detail.
Your last question confuses the shit out of me, as I am a sort of simpleton so I will refrain from answering and play it safe and pass this one on to someone else here with a copyrighted emoty.
bow

See??? It's a fucking givefest for me, even in these personal, delicate moments. It does not stop.

15.What is with your fascination for crappy beer and puking dogs?
This is an interesting question that deserves an answer.
I don't even like beer. I like Looty. That's it.
Looty stands for something. It just happens to be beer and BTW ALL BEER IS CRAPPY.
As far as my lil' puppy goes, it really has nothing to do with the puke. This is simply an added bonus of love that he himself chooses to do while sharing/GIVING his love deep inside his mate.
How could it be misconstrued as anything but rock hard love gone craaaaaazy?!??!?!!?!?! drool

16.Is your user name in honor of a KISS song or a lifestyle choice?
You rock, my friend!!
My name is most definitely a reflection of my inner self. I can love you one minute and hate you the neXt. It all depends on YOU.
The song is OK too. It's very underrated to me.
kiss

or dependent on what you are thinking right now, fuckyou1

.

17. why Kiss?
payattention

It's the same answer any real fan gives:
As a child, they were bigger than life, a wide eyed spectacle cloaked in mystery, blah blah blah.
You know the story.

18. name 3 things you want to get out of life.
Hmmm...
1) Another Rickenbacker bass (eX wife totally trashed the neck on mine a long time ago and I've missed it somewhat ever since)
2) Money Money and more Money!!- Thank you Mr. Fucking $immons.
3) My female equal.

19. what is the one man who could turn you gay?
What kind of homoish, fruity pop tart flavor kind of question is this?

Probably Ro$$ with a big $$ sign emblazoned on his scrotum. love

20.When did the givefest begin?
I am thrilled to be asked such a well thoughout question! I DO love you!!
My "givefest" began in the spring of 1985 when I saw Iron Maiden in Dallas TeXas. I found out a few days later I personally infected 10,000 people with chicken poX (at least those who had never had it). As I was laying in my bed scratching my body uncontrollably, I thought to myself: If I can bring this many people together with one simple infection without even trying, what in the world could I possibly do if I put my mind to it and actually attempt to build a bridge to giving and sharing?
From that point on I gave and gave, be it big or small and never looked back. It really is a gift from above and I truly consider myself blessed.

21.Who do you think is going to win the world series?
Baseball...welllll....I am more of a pro football fan. I do actually like going to baseball games rather than watching them on TV and the eXact opposite is true for football but if I have to answer this lame ass question I will choose the Twins.
If that doesn't pan out, I will say the Cubs.

22. Tell us why you love this place?
Great question. You're cool.
I love this place and most of the people in it. There are lots of cool people here and I can honestly say I post nowhere else. I truly look forward to visiting here and helping almost all of you in one way or another whenever I can.

23.Who would win in a fight KissThis or Chobie?
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This would not be a fight. It would be a fucking massacre! The fruitcake would kick the shit out of my beloved KT, hands and nuts down. The gayness of it all would turn KT's pink thing into a drooping ribbon of last place finishes in the man department.
Facts are facts.

Well, thank God this is over. I love almost all of you and hope to be of service to you in the future.
Goodnight. kiss

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Legend2nite

Awesome Answers!! I think I may love you!! 0clap1

I think you nailed the Chobie and KT fight question!

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Thank you, 2Timer for being so giving of your time in answering our questions. 0thumbsup

I Loved your answers. 0laugh3

".."cheerer upper" @ family events, be it @ Xmas or funerals.."

I KNEW it !! 0smile2

You've long reminded me of a comedian I saw on a stand up comedy show in the late 90s or so.
It was a solo situation skit where he was playing the rib poking uncle at a relative's house after a funeral.
The kids gravitated toward him to lift their spirits while the adults would leave the room crying after he made the kids laugh -he'd point at them with his hand as they did and say in his natural New York accent, "Aw, why ya cryin'?!" Then turn back to the kids, smile and continue with his irreverent humor. 0laugh3

I WISH I could remember his name - maybe Rich Walker, but not sure.

Anyway, thanks again - great Q&A - they all have been - looking forward to more victims in the Spotlight. 0thumbsup

Cheri

WTF?
"14.So, Mr Timer-- I'm somewhat new here and not too familiar with your story, so I'd like to ask you about the . How exactly did you gain exclusive rights to ? I mean, there's many times when I feel like using the , but I am fearful of incurring your wrath. As a result, I end up using something terribly inadequate instead of the . Your standard response to anyone daring enough to use the is always . What if another member were to gain exclusive rights to the ? What would you choose instead of the to answer a copyright infringement on ?
Good fucking Lord Cheri, I like you but I believe you may be cheating with all the questions.
The emoty is mine. Plain and simple. I own it. The head dude here has said so on many occasions and his word may as well be God's around here.
I am the giver...the chosen one for all that is honest and good. Don't fuck with me on this.
Don't be silly. Mr. IndyKiss would never give away the rights to MY . He may be a pretty boy, what with his Bill Starkey tattoo and all but make no mistake: he's no idiot. He knows my role here and we have discussed it in detail.
Your last question confuses the shit out of me, as I am a sort of simpleton so I will refrain from answering and play it safe and pass this one on to someone else here with a copyrighted emoty.
See??? It's a fucking givefest for me, even in these personal, delicate moments. It does not stop. "

HUH?

gappvembe

Awesome.

	2Timer wrote:
	4. Okay, the deserted island question: which KISS album and why? What a shitty question!! Who asked this?!?!?!?! KISS Alive! of course. I will never tire of it. I can never get enough of Bang Bang You and No No No live!! They're so fucking seXy!

Damn straight

2Timer = bow

iest
*I had no other way to describe it.

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tcgob

Cheri wrote:

WTF?
"14.So, Mr Timer-- I'm somewhat new here and not too familiar with your story, so I'd like to ask you about the . How exactly did you gain exclusive rights to ? I mean, there's many times when I feel like using the , but I am fearful of incurring your wrath. As a result, I end up using something terribly inadequate instead of the . Your standard response to anyone daring enough to use the is always . What if another member were to gain exclusive rights to the ? What would you choose instead of the to answer a copyright infringement on ?
Good fucking Lord Cheri, I like you but I believe you may be cheating with all the questions.
The emoty is mine. Plain and simple. I own it. The head dude here has said so on many occasions and his word may as well be God's around here.
I am the giver...the chosen one for all that is honest and good. Don't fuck with me on this.
Don't be silly. Mr. IndyKiss would never give away the rights to MY . He may be a pretty boy, what with his Bill Starkey tattoo and all but make no mistake: he's no idiot. He knows my role here and we have discussed it in detail.
Your last question confuses the shit out of me, as I am a sort of simpleton so I will refrain from answering and play it safe and pass this one on to someone else here with a copyrighted emoty.
See??? It's a fucking givefest for me, even in these personal, delicate moments. It does not stop. "

HUH?

He thinks you submitted that question Cheri, but I must accept the blame. Its kinda hard to figure it out because all the emotys got left out. I was trying to send him into a rage by using lots of bow

s. (Just you watch-- I'll get at least three 0fuckyou2

s just for using it in reference.) I have watched his use of said emoty because I too would like to someday have my very own emoty. Mr 2timer gives all something to aspire to.

[ahem]

That being said, let me just thank 2timer for opening up and sharing himself with us.

	2timer wrote:
	Lastly I would ask him why he drew a painting of chobie's asshole.

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	2Timer wrote:
	5. How does it feel to be named after a second-rate KISS song? What kind of piece of shit question is this?? Why are you attempting to abuse me?????? My namesake song is only considered 2nd rate by people born under a shitty birth sign such as gemini. Geminis are the sludge of the earth. Google it. You'll see.

Gemini's rock! 0headbanger

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gemini

KISS_44 wrote:

	2Timer wrote:
	5. How does it feel to be named after a second-rate KISS song? What kind of piece of shit question is this?? Why are you attempting to abuse me?????? My namesake song is only considered 2nd rate by people born under a shitty birth sign such as gemini. Geminis are the sludge of the earth. Google it. You'll see.

Gemini's rock! 0headbanger

You tell him, Alicia!! 0mad3

That was the worst ITS.....ever.

j/k friends1

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KissThis

	tcgob wrote:
	let me just thank 2timer for opening up

KissThis

Where's his picture? You're fucking fired, legba!

Let me just say, I enjoyed that immensely, well, except the part about chobie kicking the shit out of me.

Things I never knew about you:

You play bass in a band... that's cool! 0thumbsup

You smoke.

You love Tom Brady.

I never knew you had such a big family.

I'm glad I was able to help you with your shifting uterus or lack there of. Those were special times. dance1

I might write another song for you and I will always be there to rub your prosate, my friend.

With that being said..... sign2TimerSucks

..... and so don't the Vikings.

0fuckyou2

tcgob

	KissThis wrote:
	Where's his picture? You're fucking fired, legba!

Just use the same one legba used for his ITS.

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KissThis wrote:

Where's his picture? You're fucking fired, legba!

Let me just say, I enjoyed that immensely, well, except the part about chobie kicking the shit out of me.

Things I never knew about you:

You play bass in a band... that's cool! 0thumbsup

You smoke.

You love Tom Brady.

I never knew you had such a big family.

I'm glad I was able to help you with your shifting uterus or lack there of. Those were special times. dance1

I might write another song for you and I will always be there to rub your prosate, my friend.

With that being said..... sign2TimerSucks

..... and so don't the Vikings.

0fuckyou2

I didn't know he liked Looty and puking dogs better than beer.

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